Running Jokes

WARNING: The jokes that follow are awful. My excuse is I needed to submit something quickly before heading off on vacation, so this is what you get from me this month. At least my posts can only get better in future months, right?

(Blogmaster's Note: He's right.)

Anyone who may read these (and remember, you've been warned), please submit better jokes as comments to this post!



NYC Marathon

Last year, my friend entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately my friend was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of him, second to last, was making fun of him. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" My friend replied: "You're about to find out" and that's when he dropped out leaving the mean guy in last place.

Running in School

A school teacher asked a student, "Johnny, will you please conjugate the verb 'to go' for the class?"

The kid began, "I go... er, um... you go... eh, mm... he goes..."

"How about a little faster?" asks the teacher.

And the kid says, "Sure! -- I run, you run, she runs..."

Running Blondes

A beautiful blonde is running along a river.

She [Blogger's privilege: since I stole this and the others from the Internet, and in order to reduce the likelihood of my getting beaten up by NY Flyer women, I'll change the "she" to a "he" in this "joke"] decides that he'd like to cross over to the other side, but sees no bridge.

Then he spots another beautiful blonde running along on the other side.
He calls over, yoo-hoo, how do I get to the other side?
The other beauty looks around, then eventually replies with a quizzical look:
"But you already are on the other side!"

T-Shirt Humor

This next one doesn't qualify as a joke I suppose, but it's Diane Z's favorite Iron Man t-shirt that she's seen, available online at zazzle, so here you go:

The front -

 And the punchline, the back -

What's your favorite running joke? -Dave K.